Saturday, 1 January 2011

Mother Teresa

In heaven

"There's loads of suicide bombers coming in expecting 72 virgins but guess what? I'm the only fricking virgin up here.

I spend all my life saying "no" to smack and cock, and all I get is a load of sex-starved maniacs trying it on. For. Eternity. Not sure why I bothered."

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